janet
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Post by janet on Mar 3, 2008 23:04:10 GMT -5
Mad Wife Disease
> > A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind > > him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. > > > > "What was that for?" he asked. > > > > "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura > > Lou written on it," she replied. > > > > "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura > > Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," > > He explained > > > > "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good > > explanation." > > > > > > Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and > > hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked > > him out cold. > > > > > > When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?" > > > > She replied......."Your horse called."
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Post by hooty on Mar 9, 2008 8:00:16 GMT -5
Good one Miss J. that definitely had me rolling in the aisles
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