Post by Mrs Hooty on Feb 22, 2008 18:54:46 GMT -5
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the
Middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but
Unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over
To the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began
To cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of
The road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man
What was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and
Killed it." The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do.
She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to
The limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two
Humans and hopped down the road. 50 yards away the rabbit stopped, turned
Around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 yards,
Turned, waved, and hopped another 50 yards. The man was astonished. He
Couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can!
He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your spray can?
What did you spray onto that rabbit?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said:
Hare Spray. Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave."
Middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but
Unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over
To the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began
To cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of
The road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man
What was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and
Killed it." The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do.
She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to
The limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two
Humans and hopped down the road. 50 yards away the rabbit stopped, turned
Around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 yards,
Turned, waved, and hopped another 50 yards. The man was astonished. He
Couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can!
He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your spray can?
What did you spray onto that rabbit?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said:
Hare Spray. Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave."
