Post by lindalou on Oct 30, 2007 18:15:11 GMT -5
1. The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.
2. People ask when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.
3. When the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up.
4. Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
5. A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."
6. The choir is known as the "OK Chorale." ......