Hootys Headlines

[hooty]

GATORS TO FACE SEMINOLES WITH PETERS OUT - The Tallahassee Bugle

MESSIAH CLIMAXES IN CHORUS OF HALLELUJAHS - The Anchorage Alaska Times

GOVERNOR'S boy thingy BUSY [should be "PEN IS"] - The New Haven Connecticut Register (Wouldn't have raised an eyebrow in Arkansas...)

THANKS TO PRESIDENT CLINTON, STAFF SGT. FRUER NOW HAS A SON - The Arkansas Plainsman

CLINTON PLACES DICKEY IN GORE'S HANDS - Bangor Maine News

STARR AGHAST AT FIRST LADY SEX POSITION - The Washington Times

CLINTON STIFF ON WITHDRAWAL - The Bosnia Bugle

LONG ISLAND STIFFENS FOR LILI'S BLOW - Newsday

ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX - San Antonio Rose

PETROLEUM JELLY KEEPS IDLE TOOLS RUST-FREE - Chicago Daily News

TEXTRON INC. MAKES OFFER TO SCREW COMPANY STOCKHOLDERS - The Miami Herald

MARRIED PRIESTS IN CATHOLIC CHURCH A LONG TIME COMING - The New Haven Connecticut Register

GOVERNOR CHILES OFFERS RARE OPPORTUNITY TO GOOSE HUNTERS - The Tallahassee Democrat

WOULD SHE CLIMB TO THE TOP OF MR. EVEREST AGAIN? ABSOLUTELY! - The Houston Chronicle

MONDALE GETS WARM RESPONSE FROM FRENCH HEAD - Champaign-Urbana Gazette (ca. 1978)

[jody]

Heh Heh, gotta love the press' sense of humor! Those are too funny Hoot!

[missy]

LMAO!

[Susan]

those are a riot