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Post by hooty on May 15, 2008 19:45:50 GMT -5
It happened so quick me and Mrs Hooty were leaving a restaurant after having a nice dinner and then this SUV rolls up and these two wild eyed girls looking like drug crazy broads with cigar stubs in their mouths toting AK-47's grabbed Mrs Hooty and road off into the sunset screaming stay by the phone. If any of ya'll see Mrs Hooty in the next couple of days please give me a holler and let the local sheriff Bruce Wall know whats going on. I will pay any amount of ransom to get Mrs H back, our guitar pick collection, signed autographs, Doug Grays tambourine even our tickets for next years Skynyrd Cruise just to get her back. I am settin by the phone waiting for the Delawarian Ransomers to call just like they told me. I couldn't get their license plate as they burnt rubber and sped off shooting their AK-47's in the air shouting WE GOT HER, WE GOT HER but I did manage to get a glimpse of the bumper sticker that read
WERE HEADED SOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Mrs Hooty on May 15, 2008 21:33:29 GMT -5
Yes, this is the Lil Delawarian and as you see I am responding on behalf of Mrs. H's code name on this post. I stole her identity she is fine for right now, but sitting in the corner in a chair w/ her mouth taped shut because she laughs too much for these Delawarian's over here. Don't worry I loosened the tape to let her take her med's!! Our AK 47's ran out of ammo when we hit the DE Memorial Bridge and the tires fell off due to the rubber that was left behind in the parking lot of Prospector's. Due to the Big Delawarian speeding and doing 90 (no lie) on 295 South. Well she will holla at you when she is allowed to speak -
Signed the Lil Delawarian!!
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Post by hooty on May 16, 2008 7:17:50 GMT -5
I gotta try that trick at home. You girls are so SPECIAL to me and Mrs Hooty and to anyone that has the honor to cross your paths. On Sunday I will meet you guys in Bensalem Pa which is right off 95 north maybe a half hour from the airport so ya don't have to drive Mrs H back to New jersey. Than ole Hooty will buy my two favorite Delawarians dinner for playing chaperone for Mrs H. You girls have a good time ya'll hear
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Post by hooty on May 16, 2008 17:08:31 GMT -5
The kidnappers let me talk at her today. Although they have not made any demands yet at least I know she is alive. Two more kidnappers have joined the posse, I think they are Heavy hitters from the Jacksonville area of Florida, Baby Face Aunt Jane and Ma Barker Janet. Last I heard they met up at the airport and were fixin to git some grub. They will all be holed up together at some HO-TEL outside of Nashville. Have fun Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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