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Down South Jukin'™ :: Down South Jukin' :: Linda Lou's Laugh Lounge :: Blonde in the Everglades Author Topic: Blonde in the Everglades (Read 70 times) janet Administrator member is offline Joined: Mar 2007 Gender: Female Posts: 1,751 Location: Skynyrdville Blonde in the Everglades « Thread Started on May 23, 2008, 11:04pm » Blonde in the Everglades A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?" The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, "CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!" Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Janet dixieman New Member member is offline Joined: May 2008 Gender: Male Posts: 7 Location: Georgia Re: Blonde in the Everglades « Reply #1 on Jun 25, 2008, 1:41pm » I know her! swear to God!! I know her! She's my first wife! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Lord take me and mine before that comes. Forum Jump--------------------» Home--------------------» Down South Jukin'--------------------- Shootin' tha Breeze- Southern Fried Magazine- George McCorkle ~ Last Of The Singin' Cowboys- Welcome New Members- Birthday Announcements.- A Southern Thang- Southern Thoughts ~ Lyrics & Poetry Of Jody Willman- All I Can Do Is Write About It- The Hooty's Photo Gallery- The DSJ Photo Gallery- Linda Lou's Laugh Lounge- DSJ Chat Room- Announcements- Site updates--------------------» Southern Music Alliance----------------------------------------» 43 The Hawk--------------------- 43 The Hawk- Straight Shootin'--------------------» Southern Fried Magazine----------------------------------------» Southern Rock Society----------------------------------------» All Things Music--------------------- Tony's Video Vault- Media--------------------» Lynyrd Skynyrd--------------------- Anythang Skynyrd- Concert Reviews & Photos- History Of The Band- Band Members --- Ronnie Van Zant --- Allen Collins --- Gary Rossington --- Leon Wilkeson --- Billy Powell --- Bob Burns --- Ed King --- Artimus Pyle --- Steve Gaines --- Cassie Gaines --- JoJo Billingsley --- Leslie Hawkins --- Johnny Van Zant --- Dale Krantz - Rossington --- Carol Chase --- Rickey Medlocke --- Hughie Thomasson --- Michael Cartellone --- Ean Evans --- Mark Matejka--------------------» Susan's Wild Eyed Southern Boys--------------------- .38 Special (About the band) --- Don Barnes --- Donnie Van Zant --- Danny Chauncey --- Gary Moffatt --- Larry Junstrom (L. J.) --- Bobby Capps --- Jeff Carlisi --- The .38 Special Road Crew --- The Ladies Behind The Men- Concert Reviews & Photos--------------------» Van Zant Country Style--------------------- The Family- The Music and Van Zant --- Johnny Van Zant --- Donnie Van Zant --- Bobby Capps --- Matt Hauer --- Erik Lundgren --- Gary "Mojo" Hensley --- Noah Hungerford --- Steve Cirkvencic --- Jimmy Clark- Concert Reviews & Photos--------------------» Southern Rock--------------------- Southern Rock Bands --- The Allman Brothers Band --- Black Oak Arkansas --- Blackfoot --- The Charlie Daniels Band --- Ghost riders --- The Marshall Tucker Band --- Molly Hatchet / Gator Country --- The Outlaws --- The Renegades Of Southern Rock --- Rossington Collins Band --- Saturday Night Special Band --- ZZ Top --- Others- Jimmie Van Zant Band--------------------» Tribute Bands--------------------- Freebird- The Gator Alley Band--------------------» Technical Support--------------------- 43 The Hawk Help- DSJ Help- Forum and General Board Issues